Starbucks all by myself. I get to sit and pretend to read while I'm really eavesdropping on other people's conversations. WHAT? Normally I am too busy with kids to be able to properly people watch. I have to make up for it by being extra stalk-y when I have the chance.
I listened to a guy trying desperately to impress the woman he was with. She wasn't buying it, but was polite and casually ditched him.
"Uh.. I have to work early in the morning. Nice meeting you".